Not Marshmallows - New Product Launch!

Ah, toasting marshmallows over an open fire, carefully rotating it to get the perfect golden-brown crust with a gooey, delicious center... or just set it on fire and use it as a torch! Either way, we don't want to be one. Hell was made for Satan and his fallen angels, not us, so tell people to repent and believe in Jesus so they don't get roasted!

Our new set of apparel is a loving and gentle reminder that Hell is real, and nobody wants to be there. Go check out our new merch at SarcasticChristian.org!